maclntosh:

things i want to do with u:

  • take u to a place with low light pollution so u can look at all the stars
  • make out
  • dance by ourselves in the middle of the night
  • go to a cool place
  • bathe together
  • walk around a museum and hold hands
  • play the sims using the most ridiculous strategies 
  • make out
  • build a blanket fort
  • make out in said blanket fort
  • love you forever

r3ckless-thoughts:

barebackinq:

when you have a coughing fit in class and you are trying to hold it inimage

i cant believe how true this is 

sonianeverland:

~*using suicide threats to get what you want out of people is emotional manipulation and makes you a really bad person*~

striders:

every group of friends has a mom friend and if u dont have one then u are the mom friend

sexcore:

I remember how this broke my heart the first time I watched the video.

sexcore:

I remember how this broke my heart the first time I watched the video.


kamikame-cosplay:

Amazing and epic Dwarf cosplay seen at San Diego Comic Con 2014.

Do you know who he is?

Good people are like candles; they burn themselves up to give others light. Turkish Proverb   (via ulascan)

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

thehumanbutt:

stop-fallen-angel:

awwww-cute:

Found this little guy outside of a Mexican restaurant last night. His name is Queso

THAT THING LOOKS LIKE A DEMON, WHY WOULD YOU NAME HIM AFTER CHEESE?

IT IS OBVIOUSLY A BLACK FLOOF AND HAS/WILL NEVER HURT A SOUL. DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT IT?!???!

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent


"This is why dad left"

jordosross:

nickandjades-infinitelaughter:

Me as a parent

"This is why dad left"

batmanisagatewaydrug:

madameatomicbomb:

kaleyed:

Everyone should watch Sky High for the sheer fact that there is a character whose mother is a superhero and father is a super villain and the kid’s name is Warren Peace. 

Warren Peace, man. 

He also looks like this, if that helps at all

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This movie is ridiculously underrated and the fact that they didn’t get to make it a four-part series like they had planned is a tragedy 


sir-hathaway:

anceyleestar:

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation enclosed the torn-apart corpse of an employee in their letter????

can we talk about how the tooth fairy corporation has an aquatic team that i wish i knew about when i was growing up

helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect


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